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Friday, October 21, 2011

Bringing Up Normal Kids

HowTo Bring Up Normal Kids
  1. Argue in front of the kids and, ideally, get divorced
  2. Use the TV as a full time babysitter
  3. Keep your emotional distance
  4. Say ‘no’ then give in.  Also use bribery
  5. Don’t worry about routine
  6. Give them sugar and processed food daily
  7. Resent their needs
  8. Put other things first, like you career and free time
  9. Put them down and criticise them
  10. Send them to a ‘good school’ focused on exams
How To Raise Unnormal Kids
  1. Marry someone who loves you and work at your marriage every day
  2. Both of you stop working full time after the first kid is born
  3. Throw the TV out the window
  4. Live in the child’s world and engage
  5. Slow down to their pace
  6. Put them first
  7. Move where you can be outdoors.  Eat healthy.
  8. Choose a school that nurtures their whole personality
  9. Respect and talk to them
  10. Let them be themselves

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